IF FOOTBALLERS LIVED IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE ||  Commander Xabi Alonso (Spock) of the U.S.S. Real Madrid Insert my usual disclaimer of this shit not making any sense. I’m continuing mostly because I made 5 of these out of pure boredom, so I figured I’d post them all. If anyone actually re-blogs/likes them I might post the rest and also make other teams suffer this madness other than RM. Why is Xabi the counterpart to Commander Spock? Other than the obvious intelligence and necessity to the team counterbalancing the “recklessness” of their Captains (who due to my lunacy is Cris), nothing really phases the both of them. Calm, cool, collected, and classy. I have no idea why, but Xabi would totally be a Vulcan.

IF FOOTBALLERS LIVED IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE ||  Commander Xabi Alonso (Spock) of the U.S.S. Real Madrid

Insert my usual disclaimer of this shit not making any sense. I’m continuing mostly because I made 5 of these out of pure boredom, so I figured I’d post them all. If anyone actually re-blogs/likes them I might post the rest and also make other teams suffer this madness other than RM.

Why is Xabi the counterpart to Commander Spock? Other than the obvious intelligence and necessity to the team counterbalancing the “recklessness” of their Captains (who due to my lunacy is Cris), nothing really phases the both of them. Calm, cool, collected, and classy. I have no idea why, but Xabi would totally be a Vulcan.