That's the Joke.

“The way you talk about him, you’d think this Xavi...

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:05:00 -0400

“The way you talk about him, you’d think this Xavi guy was an evil wizard or something.” - My Friend.

Why yes. Yes he is.

These photos of the celebration today are so moving in...

Sun, 13 May 2012 22:37:00 -0400

These photos of the celebration today are so moving in particular to me, because in a nutshell they encompass so much of what Real Madrid IS. The men who worked, and fought, and bled, to get where we are today aren’t the main focus of the photos because they’re dwarfed by everything else—the Bernabeu, the Madridistas in the crowd, the spectacle. But at the same time it was their actions, and the actions of the players who came before them that helped create something so grand, so wonderful, so much bigger than themselves, that it can only be summed up as being this club, as being Real Madrid. Hala Madrid!

Happy Birthday Arial!: I am aware that this gentleman will one...

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:03:23 -0400

Happy Birthday Arial!: I am aware that this gentleman will one day break you in half and that this graphic and comment is completely counterintutive to my attempts to class our shit up, but w/e. Happy Birthday. <3

I still don’t understand, who is nude?

Mon, 07 May 2012 18:55:53 -0400

I still don’t understand, who is nude?

“TROLLING!RAMOS”: My friends found an image of...

Mon, 07 May 2012 17:21:00 -0400

“TROLLING!RAMOS”: My friends found an image of Sergio Ramos with a face that depicts him as giving no fucks, and told me to photoshop him into different places.

So here is Sergio Ramos, not giving a fuck.

losblancos: “Iker, la camiseta por favor!”Sergio Ramos, Raúl...

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:25:26 -0400

losblancos:

“Iker, la camiseta por favor!”
Sergio Ramos, Raúl Albiol and José Callejón pretending to be fans and teasing Iker Casillas.

"Basically my plan of attack is, I’m going to go on the “Real Madrid” tag, and..."

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:21:06 -0400

“Basically my plan of attack is, I’m going to go on the “Real Madrid” tag, and “like” everything I see. BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY I CAN DECIDE WHAT NOT TO LIKE. I LIKE EVERYTHING.”

TODAY HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY

Wed, 02 May 2012 21:32:18 -0400

TODAY HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY

iguainh: OMG IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE ABOUT TO RAPE PEPE...

Wed, 02 May 2012 20:19:40 -0400

iguainh:

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE ABOUT TO RAPE PEPE ASDfhjkfsdhgjsd

No, it doesn’t look like they were going to “Rape” Pepe. Rape isn’t funny and shouldn’t be the butt of jokes.

Where do you find Real Madrid? Real Madrid is found in its...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:29:00 -0400

Where do you find Real Madrid? Real Madrid is found in its history. Real Madrid is in its triumphs. Real Madrid is in joy. Real Madrid is in heartbreak. Real Madrid is in the Santiago Bernabeu. Real Madrid is in Cibeles. It is in the men who have worn, loved, and fought for its crest. This is where you find Real Madrid.

"Last year, we left feeling robbed. This year, we left feeling sad. Next year, we’re leaving..."

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:38:13 -0400

“

Last year, we left feeling robbed.

This year, we left feeling sad.

Next year, we’re leaving with the title.

Hala Madrid.

”

football is nice, they said helps you relax, they said

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:37:12 -0400

football is nice, they said

helps you relax, they said

Dedicated to: Fernando Torres (The Greatest Troll of Our...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:31:00 -0400

Dedicated to:

Fernando Torres (The Greatest Troll of Our Time).

I salute you, sir.

"I just realized I gave Xabi the powers of time travel in my photoset depicting him sitting in a..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:16:00 -0400

“I just realized I gave Xabi the powers of time travel in my photoset depicting him sitting in a non-chalant manner, but was cruel enough to not make an image where he is on time for the Coldplay concert.”

NONCHALANT!SITTING XABI.: After El Clasico on Saturday, an image...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:14:00 -0400

NONCHALANT!SITTING XABI.: After El Clasico on Saturday, an image surfaced depicting Xabi Alonso, sitting alone in the stands of an empty Camp Nou, listening to hipster music, acting as if he didn’t give a fuck his club had defeated their biggest rivals at their home stadium—-because he is a motherfucking boss.

However, going through history, one can note that this is not the first time that Xabi “El Boss” Alonso has sat in a nonchalant manner during pretty important shit.

I bet he’s thinking, “You do realize, woman, that I am late for...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:02:04 -0400

I bet he’s thinking, “You do realize, woman, that I am late for the fiesta?”

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:31:24 -0400

"Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve..."

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:06:00 -0400

“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?”

- Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney

[Source]

no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

(via montagues)

Wow. Just. Wow.

#let me take a few tags to talk about iker casillas #did you...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:26:59 -0400

#let me take a few tags to talk about iker casillas #did you see that save against alves #did you see those set of god-almighty saves with a touch of miracles that unfortunately ended up as a goal but there were thrEE OF THOSE #DID YOU SEE HOW HE ACTED WITH COMPOSURE THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE GAME AND SAVED EVERYTHING THAT COULD’VE GONE WRONG #God bless iker casillas sorry to go all religious on you guys but thank god that he exists

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:26:32 -0400