That's the Joke.

NONCHALANT!SITTING XABI.: After El Clasico on Saturday, an image surfaced depicting Xabi Alonso, sitting alone in the stands of an empty Camp Nou, listening to hipster music, acting as if he didn’t give a fuck his club had defeated their biggest rivals at their home stadium—-because he is a motherfucking boss.

However, going through history, one can note that this is not the first time that Xabi “El Boss” Alonso has sat in a nonchalant manner during pretty important shit.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE ♦ Xabi Alonso

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In my personal canon they’re browsing the Real Madrid tag and laughing. (In reality they’d probably more horrified than amused.)

Yes, I’m aware of the hypocrisy that this is in fact, posted on tumblr.