That's the Joke.

Not the first time I’ve ever read this, but it bears repeating.

That statement ^. Fuckin’ ridiculous.

I’d list reasons why, but people who think this often like disregarding facts.

IF FOOTBALLERS LIVED IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE ||  Commander Xabi Alonso (Spock) of the U.S.S. Real Madrid

Insert my usual disclaimer of this shit not making any sense. I’m continuing mostly because I made 5 of these out of pure boredom, so I figured I’d post them all. If anyone actually re-blogs/likes them I might post the rest and also make other teams suffer this madness other than RM.

Why is Xabi the counterpart to Commander Spock? Other than the obvious intelligence and necessity to the team counterbalancing the “recklessness” of their Captains (who due to my lunacy is Cris), nothing really phases the both of them. Calm, cool, collected, and classy. I have no idea why, but Xabi would totally be a Vulcan.

IF FOOTBALLERS LIVED IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE || Capt. Cristiano Ronaldo (Kirk) of the U.S.S. Real Madrid

Does this make sense? As a whole, absolutely not. Tumblr however, is full of nonsensical macros, gifs, and ramblings, so dammit I’m going to throw my own lunacy into this fray. And I actually have MORE of these—seriously.

Cristiano and Captain Kirk are rather alike in varying ways at least inside my head.  They start off rather reckless and immature, and aren’t  the most ideal leaders by any stretch of the imagination, but eventually they  grow into those leadership roles, and are able to pull of incredible tasks that probably only worked out because it was them doing it. (Oh, and the whole “Ladies Man” thing helps the comparisons a tad).